The love I've lost leads my path Where ever I walk people laugh I've got bells stuck in my pants Forever lost in life's dance You may think I'm a sideshow Looking at me you could never tell For sure no one will know Cooking for me are all the fires of hell Where I walk demons flee God himself shares my bread But his gates won't open for me Nothing on earth could seal my fate Time stopped my aging It stepped back figured it couldn't win, Judgement day came and went It once saw me and decided to be prevented. Marching on through the crowd I sing out loud though all will hear it Village idiot likes it hot so let's get down and see what you've got Balancing a beer bottle right on my head, Dancing in a brothel tryin' ta kill the dread No apostle will tell this tale, This immortal will remain unnamed! Trying to drown my sorrow I went to drink with good old Thor All those I knew are gone And before long I drank him to the floor! Looking for some simple fun I wrestled a bloke named Hercules But then he began to run He said he had never seen arms like these (Being me really sucks!) When I faced the Grim Reaper A drunken brawl and I cut him deeper Forged by the lady in the lake My blades made Excalibur break Marching on through the crowd I sing out loud though all will hear it Village idiot likes it hot So let's get down and see what you've got Balancing a beer bottle right on my head, Dancing in a brothel tryin' ta kill the dread No apostle will tell this tale, This immortal will remain unnamed! It ain't easy to believe But I tell the truth honestly Each day I bleed, I grieve So throw coins at me please Liquor isn't cheap, Neither is my epic Morris dance My adventures are far and vast, And each cost a dollar ninety five.

Hidden knowledge, forbidden power, RID EM OF IT Men proven again unworthy Hero vision, Zero wisdom to see through their own lies and delusion Look into the eyes of the raven soaring high into heaven. The wolf that crossed your pathway carried a forbidden tale. Steal their thoughts like string; spin them new ones! Walk through walls; go from house to house! Kaukie spies break in; stealing what you saw! Planting lies to keep the holy law of Time, Trial, Truth, Denial, Fate, Fire, Fall, Desire Heavenly demons watching from above Singing a sermon you won't ever know Celestial beings keeping a secret So that mankind won't ever see it! Heavenly demons are singing a chorus From a lost song they played before us Forgotten memories filled up with magic Taken from our minds so we cannot have it Wise guys fly n' rise, wondering why? The why is all within Once again their end is approaching Cause human life means nothing! Did you ever witness as the horrid headless bison flied The bird with the human face The Gian spinning a thread Did it foretell your fate? It could have; lead your way! Disease will spread; RELEASE Hatred in their hearts, New dark age; the veil is weakened! I'm the voice in your head That will control you The streets run mad Told em what to do Kill, Maim, Steal, Blame Hate, Lie, Rape, DIE! Heavenly demons watching from above Singing a sermon you won't ever know Celestial beings keeping a secret So that mankind won't ever see it! Heavenly demons are singing a chorus From a lost song they played before us Forgotten memories filled up with magic Taken from our minds so we cannot have it

Now the time is right, Out of mind, out of sight You can't fight the feel Shit just got real! Coming at you from every side Only the strong survive That's the law of the wild So are you ready? Strong and steady like a hurricane Far too heavy like a tidal wave We'll put you in an early grave! Cause we're the guard Of the jungle, now you're in trouble Soon one head short, you cannot twart What you can't see Reaching your limit, acting a dimwit We're gonna serve ya We're ahead of the curve pal Gonna swing like a whirlwind that you won't see coming gonna win with the moves I bring to our final dance! Step forth, Step back, Shake ass, Right at your enemy! Get down, And hump ground, then shake groin STRAIGHT AT YOU OPPONENT! The first dancer was the storm as all of our techniques took form, at the dawn of time! Brothers! It's our time to shine! Get ready for a fiesta, we're the best and we're gonna test ya Get your pulse on overdrive, it's gonna be one wild ride! Move aside we'll do the twist You'll be drowning in our fists Your ending will be swift Cause we're the Zoiboinks! Settling this man to man Your doom is close at hand As we do the can-can Cause we're the Leshee! Down and boogie or you'll be sorry Move like a chicken, that will trick 'em before you strike! Raise the roof, get in tha groove You talk the talk, but the question is Can you moonwalk? Gonna swing like a whirlwind that you won't see coming gonna win with the moves I bring to our final dance! Step forth, Step back, Shake ass, Right at your enemy! Get down, And hump ground, then shake groin STRAIGHT AT YOU OPPONENT! This boogie gives supremacy, against every enemy so you remember it well, good bye pal, it's been swell!